Sunday, November 12, 2006

Deer O'Lantern

In case you haven't heard, this deer was successfully tranquilized and the Jack O Lantern was removed from it's head earlier today. Researchers were surprised to find an Easter Egg stuck in it's left ear, Mardi Gras beads wedged in the animal's hooves and a small statuette of Santa Claus lodged in the deer's ass. All of these findings are lending great credence to the biologist's theory that if there is one thing deer hate more than humans, it's human holidays.

2 comments:

Taylor said...

"and a small statuette of Santa Claus lodged in the deer's ass"

I laughed out loud. :-D

David said...

:D
Seemed like that deer was getting more press than Borat!