Thursday, March 02, 2006

Chuck on Cheaha

Only two months to Cheaha

Chuck Norris heard that it was the hardest century in the South, so he pushed Mt. Cheaha into the North.

Ed Chapman once told Chuck Norris "things are about to get serious...real serious" and Chuck leveled him and Mt. Cheaha with one well placed roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in compact cranksets, instead he compacts the climb with his fists.

Seven years ago Chuck Norris did Cheaha and wanted a beer after, the region is only now recovering from the terror that ensued.

9 comments:

Taylor said...

awesome

Jeff said...

I'm inspired...any idea what "Chuck" wants to do about room arrangements? :) :)

David said...

Chuck Norris once stayed in a room in Anniston constructed entirely of hatred and anger.

Jeff said...

I think I'm going to UP-"Chuck" if this continues....

Taylor said...

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He kicks the food's ass before he eats so it knows better than to come back up.

Jeff said...

STOP THE RIDE...I WANT TO GET OFF! I feel like I'm watching Groud Hog Day!

Amy said...

It was Chuck Norris's idea to make Cheaha an out and back course.

Jeff said...

Yeah, maybe so...
But it was AMY's idea for "US" to go and ride it...
THANKS AMY! :)

David said...

Isn't that the irony of it all!