Friday, August 12, 2005

dead cat walking

So this is Natalie, my beloved cat of 14 years who was recently diagnosed with CRF. It's terminal, but you can help buy your cat some time by subcutaneously injecting fluid into him or her daily.

At first she didn't mind being injected, but recently she's grown a bit tired of that and in order to stick her you have to bribe her with a healthy serving of tuna, salmon or other available fish parts.

This alone isn't funny, but while she eats, she smacks her manky mouth, lips and tongue so loud you can hear it throughout the house, and i didn't think anybody would believe that, so here it is for your Friday afternoon listening pleasure. Don't get too grossed out...

4 comments:

Amy said...

David is actually looking to break into postmodern performance art soundtrack recording.

Taylor said...

Poor Nat Cat!!

That makes me sad, just seeing her. I love Miss Natalie.

She is quite a smacker though, I remember that from feeding her the wet food at Christmas.

eric said...

Tragic, sad and yet slightly turned on.

David said...

Eric, glad to see you're back from Jackson Hole. Amy and i laughed hard at that one, thanks.